Baka Brothers
Once upon a time there lived three
boys in a small ratio student in a small class university. They are known as
“Baka Brothers”. They usually use their proper name in their house or in their
neighborhood, but in university as they think that they have grown up, they
should have a cool nickname. The first boy called “Baka one”, the second boy
“Baka two”, and of course the third one called “Muchen Tuchen”, nobody knows
why the third one called “Muchen Tuchen”. it was not like he translates his
nickname from arabian version of kentucky fried chicken or he found the name in
weird jewish funny movie. Like I said before nobody knows. It also not the
writer took some ordinary name for his characters. In fact, I think it
carefully what the suitable name is. Actually, I do not like the nickname
personally. I get the name in middle of the night and I cannot find another
name, these names forced me to use them and I do not know why and why do I
discuss so much about the name ?! and why do I as the writer talking during the
text ?!. do not mind it, read the next paragraph to know who they are.
Although their kind of friendship
rarely exist, they have very different personalities. Muchen Tuchen was just
like ordinary person. It is relieved that he looks like an ordinary person. He
likes to mix drink like a Bartender. Do not imagine him with a nice suit and
cool mixing technique, he just mixed energy drink with milk and ice. Baka one
was almost smart diligent student, which means he was lazy. He has once
achieved award and never got any after that. Do not expect I am going to
discuss about what he looks like, that topic is very sensitive. He likes Television, it like his personal tomb of
knowledge he dug all kinds of things and bring it out to the world. What is
that suppose to mean ?. Baka two is just like the others. It is hard to say
what is his personalities, you can call it unpredictable-clumsy-who left his
things unmannerly-accuse people stole his things-then he did not apologize. He
has many hobbies like eat, eat, drink, drink, and drink until the galloon
empty.
It is so hard to tell that their
friendship is really great because they are just doing some weird things in
their friendship life, like they are talking about scary movie in the midnight
with the light turned off. Muchen Tuchen afraid he turned on the lamp, do his
hair to release his fearness and Baka two said, “what are you doing..?!, you cannot
do your hair in the middle of the night you will be cursed..!!”. Then they do a
ritual just like they read in pretty trusted blog to remove the curse. They have
to wear girls outfit and took a picture. Baka one and Baka two really embarrassed
they promise not to do their hair in the middle of the night next time. Muchen
Tuchen pretty much like them, as time passed he began to enjoy taking a picture
of himself wearing girls outfit. Not only the physic, mentally he enjoyed it
until their classmates comes to celebrate Muchen Tuchen Birthday found them in
a beautifull girly outfit.
They
also have unusual incredibly-passionate-disgrace activity. Usually, after they
watched a movie or anime and cartoon (anime is different from cartoon) because
of the greatness of the movie they will start to act like they are characters
in the movie.
“GOMU GOMU no MUCHI”(they copied One
Opiece), Baka two shouted.
“Wait, we do not even start yet why
you suddenly attacked ?”, Said Baka one angrily.
“YASAKANI no MAGATAMA”, Muchen Tuchen
shouted and punched Baka one.
“AAaakkkkhhh, why suddenly kizaru
here..?, he is Luffy’s enemy and do you guys know who I am..?. I am Enel you cannot
punched me I am “Logia”(type of “devil fruit”(a fruit that makes human have a
special power)), if you do not have “Haki”(special power which can punched
Logia) you cannot punch me zehahahaha” Baka one shouted proudly.
“hey hey, “zehahahaha” is Kurohige’s
laugh why you use it while you are Enel..?”, said Baka two.
“yeah you do not know the story
aren’t you..?”, Muchen Tuchen replied.
“Why do you guys suddenly concern
about the story ?. you guys are the same, you chose random character and
suddenly attacked me..!. Baka one said desperately.
They continued their activity until
someone knocked the door.
They wonder who was that. Their
sweat flew through their body, Every movement suddenly stopped, the wind and
the air suddenly quiet.
What was on their thought only “who
is the one who knocked the door ?. is it the new characters ?. we do not even
finish to defeat Enel here!”.
Suddenly the door open and they saw
a pair of giant feet and mass size body holding an unusual stick with mass black
hair on its top suddenly knocked their head and shouted “what are you ungrown
up kid doing ?. Do you know the writer have spend almost two piece of paper just to explained
your extremely-weird-indeed like crazy person activities…?!!!”. She was Muchen
Tuchen’s Mother.
The next day, they went to Barber
shop to do what everyone else do in the barber shop. As usual the wife owner smile
at her customer, she is sweeping the hair from the floor. Baka one took the
first turn to cut. He sits comfortably in the chair because he knew the one who
cut his hair is known as professional hair cutting ever.
“Hey do you know that Baka one have
once like someone !”, said Baka two to Muchen Tuchen.
“Really ?, I do not know that so
what happened next..?” Muchen Tuchen asked.
“you know when someone told you that
there is someone like you, you usually started to like them. The case is really
different for Baka one. I have told a girl in another class that Baka one like
her, but when she sees his face she turned around and I never saw her face
since that” Said Baka two.
“oh I see, it is really depend on
face I presume, hahahahahaha” Muchen Tuchen replied jokingly.
Meanwhile Baka one,”What are they
doing ?. These guys know I can hear it
from here right ?. if they want to talk about someone why don’t they lower
their voice or whispered ?. do they intend to do it purposely near ME…?”.
“BrAAkk”, someone kicked the door
and shouted “SHUT UP, GET DOWN AND DO NOT MOVE, THIS IS ROBBERY, REMAIN SILENT
AND YOU WILL BE SAFE..!!”.
“What is wrong with this Robber, he
tells shut up to everyone in the barber shop that still quiet before he came,
even the cockroach remain silent” Baka one said in his mind.
“HEY, YOU THERE !. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ?. I TOLD YOU DO NOT MOVE EVEN A MUSCLE I DO NOT NEED YOUR SMILE !!” The
Robber said angrily with the gun pointed to owner’s wife.
“oh sorry sir, she is deaf and she
has sore eyes”one of the employee said to the robber trembly.
“OK THEN I leave her out”,”now hand out your wallet
and put it in front of you !, QUICKLY..!!” The Robber said impatiently.
The Robber took all the wallet in
the floor and keep looking at the owner’s wife, he walks to the door when
suddenly someone said to him “why are you doing this ?, I think you are not a
desperate person who needs money because you chose to robe a poor barber shop
store instead of jewel store next to this barber shop !” Baka two said it
bravely.
“Whhaaat are you doing ?. Do not ask
him a question he will shoot you fool fool fool, this not the situation you can
handle!” Baka one whispered to Baka two.
The
Robber stopped and silent for a moment, then he replied “if you want to know
the reason I will tell you, but after I told you the reason I will kill you and
everyone else here !”.
“ok
Baka two tell him that we do not want to know the reason, you can go now.
Say that..!!!” Baka one whispered
carefully.
“OK,TELL
US THE REASON !!”, Muchen Tuchen strongly shouted.
(the
foams strongly came out from Baka one mouth).
“you
have guts young man, I tell you the reason. This is all began when I got fired from
my job because I always done everything well. My boss praised me and give me a
higher position in his company, everyone support me.”
“so
why you got fired then ?” Baka two Asked.
“because
my close friend and my partner envy they set a trap to crush me by accuse me
doing a corruption. They set it very well so I only have two choices whether I
got arrest by cops or quit from the job. Do you know why that happened is..?,
because I am being so nice to everyone
that close to me, I always trust them. I AM TIRED BEING A GOOD PERSON” The
Robber replied.
“Do
you have wife or children?” Muchen Tuchen asked.
“yes
I have wife, last night I drunk and this morning she woke me up and made a
breakfast, but I did not eat it and Ieven throw it all on the floor. I back to
sleep again, but she kept trying to feed me with my favourite food, I slapped
her and pushed her, it is very bad isn’t. When I slept she wiped my face it is
very annoying I pushed and keep pushed her until she falls. I am very enjoyed
it hahahahahaha. Before I robber this store she keep telling me be safe in the
way, always pray to god so you can find a job. That is even annoying me. Ah I really hate my wife. After this, I will
hit and punch her even more. HAHAHAHA” The Robber said.
Baka
two replied, “do you know maybe you think that you are mean and really bad
person, but do you know what I found in your story ?. you are angry to your
colleague and felt that this world is not fair. You think Everything you do
while being good person only set you to your destruction. The owner of this
barber shop used to have an experienced like you before, he fired from his job
because he always done everything well. They suffered because of that the
husband keep trying find for a new job, but he cannot find it. The Wife told to
his husband be patient, be safe in the way and always pray to god so you can
find a job. He found this crappy store and started their business. Because of
the ages, the owner died and the wife started to sick she cannot hear and now
she has a sore eyes. She keeps sweeping the floor although there is no hairs
she keep clean it. You know why ?, because at least that what she can do for
her husband because of her sickness. With his blur vision she even trying to smile
to every customer. As long as she has life with her, she will help his late
husband because this is a job that they pray to god in their difficult time.
Even though you are bragging yourself for being mean and bad to your wife in
every end of your story, but what I found that you are talking too much about
your wife. You know everything what she did to you, you even mention she cooked
your favourite food and you repeat her word correctly. You are not do that bad
things with your heart because you think there is someone who really care to
you. The more you feel annoying because of her act to you, the more you realise
that there is someone who really different and love you from the bottom of her
heart.”
That
Robber does not say anything, tears falling from his eyes. His body keeps
trembling and he regrets for what have he done to his wife. He said “I am
sorry”, he put all the wallet on the floor and walk out of the door with his
eyes fill with tears.
Everyone
in the barber shop picked their wallet and continued their activity.
“So
this is the reason why Baka two and Muchen Tuchen always cut his hair in this
crappy barber shop, hmm I think not bad to have a friend like you guys,I am
very proud I can be your friend. I think I am the one here who always complained
do not realise my life worth even more”. Baka one said to himself.
THE END
The story was
inspired when i gathered with my friends in my boarding house and I
thought why do not I use our daily lives story as a narrative essay.
